Saturday Night Go Away!
16 Aug 08
Poor old Anton and Sebastian Martins.
The sibling singers didn't get the result they were after from the judges...
...And even a second - third - and fourth - chorus from the lads didn't persuade Simon and Co. to put them through.
Ant and Seb - who reckon they sound "Like P Diddy and Usher... er, and Rick Astley" - starred in the X Factor ads which heralded the start of this, the new series.
And in homes all around the county, X Factor fans have been delighted by their amazing version of Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl (especially, it has to be said, Seb's indescribable raps)!
Fighting valiantly against the fits of giggles which descended during their audition, Simon told them, "It's more like Ant and Deaf".
Even when Danni described them as "crazy bad," the lads kept right on trying with one more chorus... and then two.
In the end security supreme Tony escorted the pair from the famous X, as Simon himself got more and more cross, ordering "You've got. To. Leave"!
And when Mr Cowell finally left the room on a break he was confronted once more by Ant and Seb and a desperate rendition of the oh-so-apt Rick Astley track, Never Gonna Give You Up".
Perhaps Simon should treat the lyrics of that song as prophetic. You never know when Ant and Seb will find you, ready to audition again!